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"Ulybnulo and not only 2"

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Yesterday sat on ribalke, not killed Therapist actually, to do was nothing to acquire.
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Food in a route taxi.
Goes an elderly person, she has something Nakamury from bags, and driver was joking:
- What fell, then my.
Old replies:
- You, importantly, drive theatre, and the I now'm gonna fall and d the entire your.

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понимаю, что баян, но....

"Наблюдения в маршрутке ..."

На передних сидениях едут две бабушки.
Маршрутка почти полная. На остановке заходит парень.
Передает водителю 10 рублей за проезд и получает сдачу - 1 рубль.
Рубль из рук выскальзывает и падает под сиденья бабушкам.
Парень наклоняется, пытается найти сдачу и, неожиданно, пукает. В маршрутке - тихий смех, хихиканье.
А одна из бабушек говорит другой: “И стоило из-за рубля так ж..у рвать!”
Маршрутка взрывается от хохота.
Парень становится пунцовым и просит остановить маршрутку.Через минуту в маршрутку заходит солидная дама.
Маршрутка продолжает смеяться. Дама начинает себя нервно осматривать.Может, это над ней смеются?
Тут бабушки, покатываясь от смеха, начинают рассказывать даме историю с
Дама тоже начинает смеяться и тут у нее из носа вылетает сопля и попадает на бабушек…. Дама просит остановить маршрутку.
Едем дальше…покатываясь от смеха.
Водитель тоже вместе со всеми хохочет, достает сигареты, закуривает, приоткрывает люк над головой.
Выпуская дым в люк, обращается к бабушкам: “Вам под люком (падлюкам) не дует?”
Салон взрывается от нового приступа смеха.
Водитель, поняв, что он сказал, вываливается из кабины, пританцовывая и угорает.
Эта же маршрутка 20 минут спустя.
Маршрутка с конечной остановкой “поселок Сахарный”. Все сели, места заняты… Водила завел машину…
Тут дверь открывает бабка… И тут же спрашивает у водилы: “Милок, у тебя конец Сахарный?”.
По маршрутке прошло легкое хихиканье… Водила не долго думая ответил:”Не знаю, не пробовал!”.
По маршрутке пошел открытый ржач!
Бабка осмотрев ястребиным взглядом салон поняла, что свободных мест нету…И протягивая 10р. водиле сказала: “Возьми меня стоя!”.
Водитель вываливается из кабины в сугроб и трясется в истерическом припадке

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No gender your computer?
1) Discover notebook
2) Get themselves or copy CreateObject ("SAPI.SpVoice") .Speak "I love you"
3) Retain as xyz.vbs
4) 1st - male voice you have a boy, if feminine - girl.
I have girl :cool:

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layer9 wrote:

xyz.vbs

) I have the guy

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I have aunt :D

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I have, too, more on aunt driving. :D

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Advertisements of course, but as talk))

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Have I got at work Ministry)

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layer9 wrote:

xyz.vbs

. Comfortable feminine voice.

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I have refuses compile
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Who in VizhualBeysik ?, Podskajite, where code not the right.

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DeKot, function without’s cost write CreateObject

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Владимир Пигалов wrote:

DeKot, function without’s cost write CreateObject

Has tried, crashes another message
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DeKot wrote:

Attempting, leaves another message

In the context discuss'm too shy even suggest who it :)

And sound map in the system present? Driver normally are worth?

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So not get hijacked)

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'm and not understand - if this a Volkswagen, then why drive cars right??

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BlackOx wrote:

'm and not gather additionally in any way - if this a Volkswagen, then why drive cars right??

With littoral, Perhaps)

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BlackOx wrote:

'm and not gather additionally in any way - if this a Volkswagen, then why drive cars right??


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Ah England suppose.
Remember in 90-'s often've bounced torpedoes on our nines carry from of England. So that even "but" pravorukie accented.

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Administrators wrote:

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3D the pavement

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Andrey_KGD wrote:

3D the pavement

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In Court time come deal on traffic accident with the participation car the Land Rover (under management a certain Moverlik Natalia Yulevny) and cows. This L wrote claim about repaying material damage external extent that executive factory, which is owned herd.
The answer lady deserve superior legal praise and literary bonuses!!

OJSC Novo-Petrovsky Malinskiy
External the managing
Rural-urban divide Novo-Petrovskoye (, zones district. The Moscow area
According worded: 129281, Propulsion Moscow, Starovatutinskiy road tolls,. 17, office 6
Phone: 472-18-44, 472-24-92, 472-73-18, 472-81-58
Ref. # 257 from 26 June 2001.
The storeowner Land Rover we had Mrs. Moverlik N. Mainstream
Perfectly reputable Natalia Yulevna!
With interest familiarized with someone statement and reformers to him files.
Was would ready bring apology for traffic accident, which happened on my impulse, but will refrain from this, because no guilt for a not felt.
Moreover, not discarded, that own you transport connectivity a means, stayed source of heightened dangers, been the mouthpiece used by you as a tool killings an innocent cows (pleased, that this happened not in
India, where cows is sacred animals).
From materials, which you have sent, should not, that guilt was my, i.e. cows, acting in my direct instruction, passed promised death with goal the spraying you a major material damage.
I even not was familiar with who bygone, therefore, rulings it to lend could not.
On my view, more logical appears different explanation: Driver, not while taking speed regime and not guided by nor common sense, nor driving experience, nor rules road movement, not adopted incentives to measures precautionary and not made all from him a function, to avoid road traffic transport reports. Usually drivers reduce the speed, edict, minute they saw pasuschiysya have sideline cattle (especially, if he large and the horned).
Because explanations driver and cows in external relations materials are lacking, me it is difficult to believe, that cows, zamaskirovavshis in a roadside the bush, coolly await the in trapped approximation chairmanship of you car, and jumped out on a path in the latest moment.
Ready to imagine in Court documents, confirmatory, that the deceased not proceeded a special training, and at all - as dobrodushnoe, medlitelnoe and nezlobivoe being. Addiction to suicide or terrorism not noted, personal nepriyaznennykh relations to cars the Land Rover not usmatrivalos. In household cleansers has behaved correctly.
In manufacturing performance the martyr were individual shortcomings, but you same realize about dead or well, or raze.
Thus, from voluntary convention of on themselves, non-existent guilt and reparation you that it has caused (driver?) damage, as you realize, I will refrain.
Pledge not view this as refusal from voluntary enforcement commitments in given this term, because and the availability of commitments and In term are accompanied your lawyers, further spending on which not is rendered appropriate. Appeal to external extent that executive already says any ugolovnogo obosnovaniem about how, that vested demands to debtor judecator not within civil or conjures procedure, and in accordance with FZ about failure (bankruptcy).
As only you pages of demands in accordance with this law, they will considered in established law (and not you) term.
Mentor'm informing you, that because neither my, nor cow's guilt not have proven, me is being investigated question about attracting to responsibility (civil, administrative) true culprit, traffic accident, great demise demoiselles the entire factory. And about repaying damage and moral harm, that it has caused collective milk production-Mercantile farms our factory, and also spoken native and close the deceased.
Your proposals about nether repaying damage or about otstupnom will with understanding considered (even on end day term).
With respect and gratitude for
Daily Trade Confirmation delivered the reading your letters and preparation answer pleasure, external the managing
BC Propulsion Taimanov, Mark

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Have Pendosov Rifat!

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Super Mario on shagovykh engines. Filmed judging by Russian skrinam our man :cool: That for what need CNC)

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Bought Jew iPhone would 6, churchgoers specks of dust wrapped in silk and feathers. To ear even not suppository. Trusilsya for him rigidly. Summoned as the taxi, before as drive in him, put an iPhone would in pushed pocket jeans and forgot. Drive in taxi, and hears crack, and in anybody one of thought - "Whilst would spine!".

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Once have known American diplomat Henry Kissinger’s was asked:

— What such chelnochnaya diplomacy?

Kissinger responded:

— Oh! This universal Jewish method! Buck on example:

You want method shuttle diplomacy to issue daughter Rockefeller married for simple guy from Russian villages.

— “How?

— MA – It simply. I food in against Russian village, find there simple guy

And ask:

— Would you like marry on American Jewess?

He me:

— You that with oak collapsed?! Have us and their girls full of the.

I him:

— Yes. But she — daughter billionaire!

He:

— Oh! This changes deal …

… Then why oh why I food in Switzerland, on session rule bank and ask:

— you want have president Siberian Outlook?

— Fu, — say me in bank.

— A if he, under this, will be born Rockefeller?

— Oh! This of course changes deal.

And ??? – yes, I food home to Rockefeller before recitation and ask:

— Want have born Russian Outlook?

He me:

— What you such say, have us in family all — financiers!

I him:

— A he, as times, — President rule Swiss bank!

He:

— Oh! This changes deal! Susie! Vestiena you should here. Mr. Kissinger found you bridegroom. This President Swiss bank!

Susie:

— Fi internet access … Everyone these financiers — Deados, they or faggots!

And I it:

— Yes! But this — got a big-ass exercises the guy!

She:

— Oh – about – about! This changes deal.

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Emerged a new version of Windows - Curious (curious (persistent.))
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On picnic in Mordor

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Chair - Slippery to no one of mixed up, whose

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Renovating however.

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Peter.
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Profoundly sad as the.

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Not could you tell me, in 121 Summit, as so can be figurno cut glass in household conditions? Want tauoy table.

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Imobile wrote:

Don’t Podskajite, in 121 Summit, as so can be figurno cut glass in household conditions? Want tauoy table.

Me seems - need not invent the bicycle. More glass leaves on experiments in household conditions. Gidroobraziv, the most a simple way and surest. Better with them until're blue in the face bargain and to agree on acceptable money.

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About the penny, 20 years later.

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Think many this accustomed =)

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