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On Forum was imposed on them occupational with ICE automobile. There there is badge-the logo auto. http://sa.uploads.ru/t/hJejM.jpg
I real life instance the entire staff in search of this auto and not has found his. Nowhere not met and such the logo. Firm such a was, but the logo I not has found. If who knows - Podskajite, can this 3d max badge?

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I real life instance the entire staff in search of this auto and not has found his

A so?

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Friends, READ smaller SB laughter NOT burst!
Come today on the RAM chip. All already on place sit waiting for even (of our her dearest captain). Getting sucked up …
— your mother! Who yesterday in the task force watching!
— A that happened? In than deal?
'm, Palych definitive ozverevaet:
— Who yesterday in the task force watching!
Comes Curly:
— I, comrade captain.
Palych:
— You on challenge traveled!
Curly:
— So accurately, comrade captain.
Palych:
— the deceased picked up!
Curly:
— or her …
('m zadumchivey all Curly becomes)
Palych (with great fervor in voice):
— LEU?!
Curly:
— Nikolai Pavlovych, ah I its this … in conceptual drove, there behaviour for one was, me its had to very puling. (The janitor in our orphanage used to select in drunk: Drunken).
Palych:
— You further tell me about it lieutenant of.
Curly:
- Well in s seats not was … A she after all old, could not perishing I its on gender throw … Nu I its on chair kingship about the janitor, and she slipping back … I tied with rope its and pegged, in one hand it passport put an, in another the resolution on an autopsy …
To point when Curly graduated, they laughed already all, precisely, they laughed.
Palych:
- Is that so moreover, that behaviour for it entire night anecdotes, mentioned so with morning came cleaning lady,, too, aaaea incidentally … asked s showed to she its feet roused, aaaea speaks out … cleaning lady thought: What that aaaea warm rain fell and has pushed its its feet a mop and a promise, when cleaning lady realized, that aaaea died, it immediately has lost consciousness and falling down hooked documents, which strictly fell on cleaning … Medic thinking, that cleaning lady and there is're a dead man, so as documents lay on it. That plunged its on of what happened and car where on an autopsy, where its stripped and triggered on the table for mortem. In this time, came students 1 appreciation with some med school, attend under the showdown, surrounded cleaning and a female teacher in Muzeum Wsi Slowinskiej do the first an incision, turned to the cleaning lady head, in this moment it opened eyes and woke up. In celui fell all, even a female teacher in.

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Has bought family apartment. Have become to do renovating. Wife husband says:
— educating power; to neighbors from below, ask how many they of rolls wallpaper bought, when did its renovating.
He went, him said:
— most.
Bought, have become informed me that. 6 of rolls remained. Husband the angry, again goes to neighbors:
— you made, bastards, say truth was difficult? Have us 6 of rolls remained!
— And have us 6 remained.

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No one needs?
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The guy married. Through time writes: "Mother, have us was born son, have Thani there is no milk feeds his a negresse at that and turns child's turned black! Mother writes: Vasya, I have 5 sons milk, too, not was, they cows, but horns rose only have you!

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When I have homes prepare girlfriends wife, I understand, that not on the married.

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Here is this stress relief annealing))

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Have us in Novosibe in as amuse oneself: http://news.ngs.ru/more/2011742/

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Rewarding for. So as I rural specialist and the average temperatures for year + 15. I would these Since wine rough has marched.

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Can be the brain dislocate, from such textbooks :hobo:

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Summer my mija
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Simply laugh)
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smol310777 wrote:

Just laugh)
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Witness necessarily this video) would laugh at from souls. Brilliant) we the entire family simply, they laughed) Please my message not considered for Flud) This is realistically wildly funny)

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The future has come)

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SRAChELI

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All with sincere wishes with the coming

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Андрей Захватаев wrote:

In the my mija

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Who knows as picture is called?, in my very is identically!, and if still cut on the loom.
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Picture is called Regina Angelorum, an artist W.E.B. Bouguereau.

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After "black Crash" my neighbor watched press conference Putin’s on six their television sets!

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Biker, putts around on La California. And here emerges cloud and is dealt voice:

- the Son my, know, that, despite being veiled, you always believed in me. I'll reward you for loyalty and fulfill yours desire to.

The guy thought and responded:

- my God, build yourself bridge between California and Nazi Germany capitulated,

- so want sometimes on weekend reach on a motorcycle until islands.

Central:

- Hmm, the idea glorious, but build enormous bridge from metal and bricks, with was coming out feet until the most trawling ocean. Contaminatethe we with you the world around it.

I, of course, this can, but with huge effort. Think about it about friend desire, which you on fact helped would to humanity.

- my God, you rights, as always. Molitvakh so, to every man understood women.

- Anaaaa. Even when they silently are smiling at everyone eating, or suddenly shed tears.

And to men, understanding their, always knew, than and as their have more news, than them help in hard moments life, as their love,.

Central U.S. his:

- A how many pages like it or on the bridge?

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A new Russian on 4 persons goes to with excessive use, his brings the DPSovets.
— So, are emerging from machines.
— Has gone on's • the!
— I said, are now moving beyond!
— I said, went on's • the, freak out!
DPSovets tide is turning in side uazika and shouts: "Petrenko)!"
From uazika here...... bulges out got a big-ass "Khohol, is coming to Jeepu, breaks down the fist glass, pulls out novorusa for head through window, all knotted up, uneasy in would, himself drive on place driver and reaches intercom system.
— Central, the Central, says ordinary Petrenko). Detained victimise. Overstepping speed. Had provided the resistance.
— Petrenko), says Central. Means so, you his in wood on our place take, there third @ khni, then in detention centre will be delivering. Clear?
— So accurately.
Go. Novorus looks, affairs fig, "Khohol a healthy, need to something to think.
— Hey, Petrenko), let I you money need some quiet.
— NO cannot be, senior third @ khnut ordered.
— Nu made you as not its, do you say fleeing, go, ??? ?? ? ? I have still clock with stones launching.
— I said there is no.
Go further. Works walkie-talkie:.
— Petrenko), Petrenko), this Central. You until forests came?
— Central, Petrenko). Still there is no.
— You let to us put it in the bay, will you take still two with a.
— A their, too, third @ khnut?
— No, you their there on our place kill and bury, and moreover, first, third @ khni and then in detention centre bring.
— you understood, comrade captain.
Go quietly. Novorus with minute sits, then bends down to khokhlu, keeps fiddling with his for sleeve and says:
— Hey, Petrenko) I got third @ khnut, you only not get mixed up, now!

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Can this already was? Me liked

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What "profligate" a glass :D

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- Do you like Honey Honey, Oh, make love and Premier! - they're--lalalaaaah of drunk-bees do, pulling out from felts of a den bear on snow.
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Goes to machine. On the crossroads slightly not is pushing a pedestrian in. The shouts on driver. Driver opens window and says:
- Chego are you yelling? Can be think, you one scared!
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Nine morning. Two strongly pleated men buy vodka. To top glued any cover slips with (stopping) nutlets (yet another a dorky theater.
Reaction.
The first:
- Kvartalnye, here still and nuts there is.
The second (after pause):
- This is to from proteins for, when are to come, at.
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- unfond of men! And I have machine now - "nine has"!
- Wu you same "six" was.
- turned over!
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Student walking with a, go past restaurant. Girl says:
- zhyttja, as tasty reeks!
- year liked? Let even times we'll walk!
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Familiar in bus ride got carsick, she fell asleep, putting head on reduce leverage near an elephant sitting guy, which already, too, slept. Sleep as lovebirds. Near loudly they phone. She, thinking, that homes: (Diane) - Honey, open the door. Guy:
- ta Zai, you with the edge of, you and hurry up to open. On the bus has passed the rogue kills himself-- laugh.
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Seemed would, why, satira na kill murderer killers, but Dontsovu already was not stop.
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No one Masha in that first class.
- A you considered you can? - intepesuetsya programmer.
- One, two, for, like, three, four, five, six, seven.
- A further know?
- . Eight, nine, ten, J, L, Kopol, ace.
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On Easter children broke up the on large numbers yard raskrashenye eggs - yellows, green, the Blue. To the balls suited cock, long looks at them and some gloomily says:
- Yes. Will have all-??? the peacock snout to beat.
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Once a small girl asked senior brother: "
That such love? ” He responded: This when you every day're stealing I have from portfolio chocolate … A I continue to moisture to his in one thing and, too, place.
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Field about membrane in crazy
House. Suited a psycho:
- You firmly for paintbrush holding up?
- Yeah - replies the.
- Then I staircase take away.
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Jet undergoes a ruin. In survivors, jumping with parachute, remains one in. Landed on a desert island, from around the between its in dream struck. Is waking up-near sits the guy, meat is grilling.
In:
- You who? Where turned on?
- Yes perpetrator I. Me on this the island 15 years ago one have left, thought I'm going to die. And I, Wisz, grades of meat dabble.
- Ox, and I would eaten!
- A that in exchange will you give on meat?
- Nu, wasn only that you 15 years not has tried!
The guy jumps up in, 's lashing its hug:
- Honey you my! Welcome you my! .fat vodka brought with her?!
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To drive on highways, driver will decided to, give you a ride progolosovavshego a pedestrian in. Through several kilometers he observed, that have him disappeared clock. Drawing his a pistol, he has cried:
– A ah-pay ‘ Some Harley Street quack, it to give me clock!
Fellow traveler meek where, authorized clock and was thrown out pink from machines. When driver will returned home, the first question his wife was:
– Honey, you today on the morning so’t in a hurry, that forgot homes their clock.
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One the angry black a ,-kind very superstitious a pedestrian in four hours on faces a cross roads.
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When Golden Ponyo On saw Flughafentransfers Belteleradiocompany, she quietly told: - Eady. Walk. Have your old already increasingly there is!
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Wise before lunch child washing our hands. Is worth and holds hands under blast water. Say: - My hands, three their.
Looked on me as on emotional and: - Two their.

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The guy goes in pharmacy:
- Girl with, give liter medical spirtiku.
- A recipe you have?
-! ” Heh, was would recipe, I would his himself made.

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Programmer:
- That an ant toil a host day. Children, and that is happening then?
Reaction:
- A then any a disease would step in and will crush!

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Yourself a nice, funky thing.

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Narrative from betting with your social network, in subject CNC.

Worked we on one factory.
In the midst of of workshop, on pass, stood looms with CNC.
And through our-, workers another of workshop up Banbury way walk for water,
Strictly vpritirochku to machine is.
So here is:
've spotted time, for which man passes from doors to machine.
Being big s building ambivalent patron (who not in a pistol, and in column),
Cross-clamp in spindle and are launching program, which with delay on
Time striking the back Bedelia is with center on kapsulyu in the time, when cel
A satisfied, with full a jar of water, passes past press.
Some, particularly impressionable, one great leap times reaching his of workshop.
Was fun, but after every stunt accounted for glass put out change.

:-)

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As impact something galyuniki

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In the local repair service accounting.
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"On ulise warmly and homes warmly" Ravshan and Nasha Russia.
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Husband with wife homes having sex. On the morning their neighbor, an old man as during Sasha, says:
- Listen, Nikolai! You at night when sex pursue your business, your cries and moans around the home / work address given heard, robіt this as any keep it down!
- A as keep it down?
- Roth wife adhesive tape slap him, that whether.
Night, husband adhesive tape putting a piece his mouth wife, and they having sex.
After first ass husband shouts:
- Uncle's Day Sasha, so well?
- Yes!
After second ass:
- And so well?
- Yes!
And so several times.
Finally an old man nervously yelling:
- Kohl, put it away you this didn with cavity wife!
- Why?
- Because the entire house thinks, that this you me’s • yosh!

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Wu whom with uncovered well? That not so

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Flint2015 wrote:

Wu whom with uncovered well? That not so

Edited Flint2015 (Today 15 :12: 36)

Where question made there and the answer.

This is not the first the puzzle of this kind, of this trick in which is that is traded interpret arithmetic action. Is done so, despite the that he 100 rubles lost he their Ronald should and still he should 50 rubles 760.46 100 + 50 =1 50. Further he can and spent 20 rubles, but from 150 we not subtract those because 20 rubles the size of the debt not reduce. Repatriate 30 rubles remained must 120 (of them 70 friend and 50 girlfriend who). In end mistake here vychetanie 20 rubles for candy bars, camping on K. Spent money not affect amount debt (the difference in 10 rubles as times and arises from for moreover that gets 20 rubles and vychetaetsya 30, although 20 rubles this simply consumption your, and 30 rubles have attitude to your commitments).

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Task pro "naked shot" - sometimes son in school pohlesche ask :)

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C 14 minutes :)

Not, better with 13, that it comes talks best was

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Bob909 wrote:

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Music on CNC
Already is not new.

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Michael74, that here say, crazy elsewhere. I would to such a machine closer 10 flushed not licked would, especially when only the log "even loaded."
This short fella in glasses respekt.

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Highly reckless is dyad this elsewhere, judging by the as otbivalo enormous chisels the could will end on Different.

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DeKot wrote:

Michael74, that here say, crazy elsewhere. I would to such a machine closer 10 flushed not licked would, especially when only the log "even loaded."
This short fella in glasses respekt.

Elsewhere craziest guy an :)

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kartinka wrote:

Pretty reckless is dyad this elsewhere, judging by the as otbivalo enormous chisels the could will end on Different.

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Injustice not always connected with somehow any act; often she consists precisely in inaction.

This accurately. Specifically on Different. But apparently not in the first time such makes

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Robots -samurai.

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A small idea
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Ulybnula idea)) can whom the use to anyone
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A good idea. But as all paste together and than leave a stink on from water.
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This how many hours work
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Kalendaren 2015

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